how embarrassing to be human

famdjdjenwmfnfnf i cant tske it j cant take jt. Fraking out jfc. Im making myself skck with steess i cant take thid i cant take this. I dont mnkw what to do. Ajdfjrn gnems

Posted
7 hours ago
ozei:

i did this on my friends hand during class today

ozei:

i did this on my friends hand during class today

(via trust)

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7 hours ago
girl:babe come over
boy:I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl:my parents aren't home
boy:I know
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Posted
9 hours ago

ever-so-plucky:

What A Catch, Donnie//Fall Out Boy

I got troubled thoughts
And the self-esteem to match
What a catch, what a catch
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Posted
9 hours ago
Anonymous asked: Your eyes are creepy


Answer:

Oh haha

Posted
11 hours ago
First flower of the season

First flower of the season

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Posted
12 hours ago
Anonymous asked: What's something that made you smile today?


Answer:

Drew sent me a bunch of funny pictures to try and cheer me up. He’s the best.

Posted
1 day ago
stfoandgetoverit:

There is a barista at Caribou named Josie, and every time I see her, I always tell her that she reminds me of Blink-182. Well today, I said that usual phrase, and she ran out to her car and fetched me this “defaced” dollar bill. She said six or seven years ago she had gotten it as change, and she considered her lucky dollar. She have it to me because “This world is such an ugly place, but you’re so beautiful to me.” And I just think that is so special.

stfoandgetoverit:

There is a barista at Caribou named Josie, and every time I see her, I always tell her that she reminds me of Blink-182. Well today, I said that usual phrase, and she ran out to her car and fetched me this “defaced” dollar bill. She said six or seven years ago she had gotten it as change, and she considered her lucky dollar. She have it to me because “This world is such an ugly place, but you’re so beautiful to me.” And I just think that is so special.

(via confvsed-affliction)

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1 day ago
edgarallanwhore:

can i kiss u and steal ur wallet??

edgarallanwhore:

can i kiss u and steal ur wallet??

(via edgarallanwhore)

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Posted
1 day ago
ihumpedyourcatthen:

Put me in your 80s themed music video

ihumpedyourcatthen:

Put me in your 80s themed music video

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1 day ago
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